"Hey Not So Fast!"
"Well they don’t call it fast food for nothing. Fast business for fast people equals fast bucks in the pocket for these whopping franchises. Believe me they know the scenario all to well. "
It is a safe assumption that Ronald McDonald is too busy tallying up how many trillion hamburgers he’s served up. The Wendy’s guy Dave what’s-his-name would rather help the old lady at the drive-thru find the beef. And the short chubby guy with the apron? He’s somewhere out back no doubt making the early-morning doughnuts the dark circles forming under his eyes.
Well they don’t call it fast food for nothing. Fast business for fast people equals fast bucks in the pocket for these whopping franchises. Believe me they know the scenario all to well.
You’re whipping down that busy highway late for an appointment or in a hurry to get to work. Or maybe you’re on your way home knowing well that your refrigerator is as empty as your stomach. Maybe you just don’t have the energy to even twist the oven knob.
Nonetheless you can’t help but become drawn to that sign like a horseshoe magnet. Your car dips over the break in the road and your eyes are instantly mesmerized by the golden arches that seem to stretch halfway toward heaven.
You know that Ronald and Grimace and the Hamburgler and those fuzzy little creatures could care less about the diet your on or the aspirations you hold to deflate the spare tire around your waist.
No they could give a McNugget. But at times like these neither do we as we sharply cut the wheel and screech into the parking ...
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